Oh So many Douche Bags. Douche's of Hollywood.

Douche seems to have over taken the word douche bag. It's just our lingo now. I want to know why so many dudes are douche bags. I discovered a new reason to drink beer. Go to a bar with the sole purpose of picking out douche bags and then analyze them. It's like when some females get together and watch the Miss America pageant or Miss Universe, etc. They love to talk about the ridiculous girls.

Douche's are everywhere. But if you want to know where they are way to overpopulated come to Hollywood. You can start right here at our apartments, Sunset & Vine, and go to town. I'm not saying I don't like it here. It's actually pretty incredible. This is an awesome experience Kayla and I are having together. You know what is awesome?? The amount of Douche Bags in this town. It may be worse than the Dallas $30,000 millionaires. Well, that may not be a good example. These Douche Bags do have money or there is no way they could afford to live here. Or could they? Are they extreme Douche's and have their parents pay the $2100 rent here? Either way, rich or not, the Douche thrives in this environment.

I don't have any pics right now but I really need to get some. It is certainly not hard to do . It would be cool to see a street rumble between the Douche's and the Homeless People.

There are some who believe there are female Douche Bag's. Also refereed to as the Douche Baguette. I'm not sure of my opinion on this. I think we should just stick to the other word for the chics.

Long Live the Douche. They will never go away. Just don't let them beat you down. It's not worth it.

I'm a wild Animal

Not really. I've noticed that as I've grown older I have calmed down. But I think I know what would get me back to the animal stage.

I blew out a pair or underwear the other day. I wold love to put it on this blog but I can't. Maybe someday.

Kayla sent me a text today and said her panties were on backwards today.

We finally heard the guy in the black shirt that sits across the street speak. He has a very kind and pleasant voice.

I shaved handle bars on my face a while back and it looked incredible.

Can't believe how huge out dog is now. 8.5 pounds.

Dayng...D Howard just dunked the crap out of the ball.

It's really amazing how f'ed up California is right now. The state is in such a huge deficit. Closing parks? Serious. They want to close 220 out of 279 parks in the state. Is it Arnold's fault? It has to be. Everyone blames Bush for the way things are in the U.S....So yes I blame Arnold for the awful awful state of this state.

I like the esurance cartoon chic that plays the tambourine.

I love my bike. but I'm always nervous when we ride down Sunset or Santa Monica. There are tons of bike riders but I'm always thinking about that one person that's not paying attention and runs me over.

It's weird to me that ESPN shows the spelling cometition.

The Labron and Kobe puppet commercials are pretty good. I love the way they made their noses look. Labron's is just a ball and Kobe has a long pointy nose. Funny to me. Funny to me indeed!

I think there are a lot of comedians that are not funny. They even have their own comedy central show but they never make me laugh. Actually there are only a few that make me laugh. So many are predictable and just not that funny.

I used to not like Hedo Turkey Glue but now I'm rooting for him and his team.

EARTHQUAKE!!I

Crap. We felt the earthquake last night. A 4.7. It was cuuuurrraaaazzyy. It felt like some one was under the bed kicking it. The TV starting dancing on it's own. It was so freaky. Neither of us knew what the heck was goin on. Spooky stuff.

I can't and don't want to imagine what a big one feels like and the damage that it brings. There were some broken windows over in Ingelwood. I don't even know what else to say except that it felt so damn weird.

The last time we lived in California there was a small quake but we didn't know until hearing people talk about it. But i didn't expect to feel it like this in Hollywood.

Fish and Chips

Hey. I made fish and chips last night and it was wonderful. I actually made a batter that tasted good. I'm so proud.

Our puppy is tired. We went on a walk. It was a pretty solid walk for her tiny legs. However she is a trooper and can just keep on goin.

The Rangers have now won 7 in a row. 4 1/2 games ahead of second place LA. This is not a jinx. It's just fun to watch them when they are descent.

I found this red wine that I really like called Bay bridge. It's a Clifornia Cabernet Sauvingon. Get this. A bottle cost less than 3 bucks. AND it was on sale the other day for $1.79. I like. That's all that matters.

I fianally figured out how to air up the tires on my bike. They have a really fruity valve.

I lost two punds and I'm really glad. I need to lose about 12 more.

I feel bad for the dogs at Runyan Canyon that don't have any water. I know they are thirsty. I also feel bad for the people who have lost their dogs. It's sad.

Hillary Duff is on tv from 4 years ago and she looks normal. She looks too skinny these days.

Lucie has realy straight whiskers.

I haven't seen black shirt man from across the street at all today. Odd.

Hollywood

Yes we now live in Hollywood. This place is nuts. It's exactly what I expected but it's still so different than anywhere we have ever lived before. We lived in the Valley months ago and it's kinda the same but not really. Did that make sense?

I think the difference is two things. Hollywood has way too many homeless people and way too many fake people. Or the $30,000 millionaires. The people who make regular money but want other people to think they make a ton of money. Ah the $30,000 millionaire cracks me up. They probably spend all their money on their apartment because nothing here is cheap. Seriously. Nothing. However, I think the $30,000 millionaire people are in every city. I know they are all over Dallas. There are a lot of kids living in those new downtown high rise apartments that don't need to be. But you know....whatever makes your boat stay above water.

We live right across the street from CNN. I guess it's where Larry King does his show. I passed the CBS building on the way back from dropping off Kayla. There a ton of shows filmed there. We passed the House Of Blue's Sunset yesterday. It looks neato. It reminds me a Joe's Crab Shack.

Here is a breakdown. Hollywood is cool, dirty, scary, rich, poor, regular, and our temporary home for a while. Can't wait for Kayla to get noticed. She will be the newest Rachael Ray type. I feel it.

Oh man. Cedar Sinai is freakin Massive. It would be sooo easy to get lost in there. It is ridiculously huge. But I'm so happy for my honey. This will look awesome on her resume. I gotta go.

Sunset Blvd-Our new Home

Well, well, well. We are movin on up.... to the West Side. To a delux apartment on Sunset Blvd. For real. Right smack dab in the middle of Hollywood. The good part. Not the bad or scary part of Hollywood. I'd say we are pretty excited about our new temporary home even though we had no intentions of going back to Southern California. Unless it was San Diego. Oh well. Cedar Sinai will change that pretty quick. This is how someone will finally discover Kayla. She will be the nurse of some big shot and they will talk. Then he will say she has a look. Then he will say here is my card. Then she will contact his company and boom. I still say she needs a cooking show. She can cook with the best.

If you are intersted then follow this link and you will see our place:

We really didn't do half as much exploring as we would have liked when we lived in Woodland Hills. Now we will be so close to everything that we can walk or even ride our new bikes. We are only a 4 miles away from Cedar Sinai so Kayla will have a short drive or ride to work. I really wish I could find a gig at the hospital.

Griffith Park is only a few miles away also. It's a massive park and is where the Hollywood sign is located. The park seriously is huge. It's a super cool park. I don't mean the little park down the road that has a basketball goal and a baseball backstop. This is big time.

If the neighbors above us can be less quiet than the people in San Antonio and the Airplanes that fly directly over our house, all will be good. As my woman says, TTFN!!

Vlogging

Think I'm gonna bust up a Vlog soon. it's easier than typing and with my short attention span I can ramble off way more words that if I were typing. See? I already forgot what I was gonna type about next. Poop fire.

Some times the ole brain just gets old. Like my body. The last couple of days have been hard for me getting out of the car. I feel like a 130 year old man who has fake legs. I need new legs. "Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs." (Forest Gump) Actually it's my ankles. Kayla looks at me like I am a fool bit they feel achy and stiff. I
can handle it though for now. Whoa is me.

I'm ready to go back to Hollywood. I want to go to the beach. I want to go to more places that we didn't go the first time. Plus, Crap Antonio just ain't doin it for us. We love us some Plano. Mm Mm good.

My wife is on her way home and that makes me happy. happy like Gilmore. You just don't understand how much we really like to hang out with each other.

So long. Lake, Big Lake.