This place was more than a club!

Well we did it fancy pantsy style on Thursday. There is a new club on Hollywood Blvd that opened called The Playhouse Hollywood . We were not on the list but yet we were on the list. Ah ha. Do you see? Our friend Greg knew one of the promoters and he gave us a name on the list at the door. Kayla's name was Kristina Melinchenko. It was soo something from a movie. We walked right past the losers standing in line and got right in with a fake name. It was great. I told Kayla to practice as we were walking there. We had to say the name of the promoter also. She did it perfect. "yeah we're on Todd's list. Kristina Melenchencko." Oh my gosh it was really really funny.

This club was insane. The drink menu was worse. There was a bottle of champagne that cost $12000. I promise there are not too many zeroes. I purchased two vodka redbulls and spent $20 bucks. That's really not much more than any bar in L.A. or Hollywood. Everything in this state is out of control.

One very interesting thing about this club was the many performers who were hanging and spinning from the ceiling. There were dudes and chicks both. There were regular dancers dressed in skimpy outfits, dudes hanging from cubes in dunce hats, chicks hanging and spinning from clothes as well as dudes spinning in just a little more than a speedo.

It was indeed opening night so there were a few DJ's who go to spin. The last one, with the most energy, was the worst. WAAAAAAY to loud and I didn't like the way he mixed. Oh well.

I'm really glad we went. I didn't know we were going anywhere that night so I super duper pigged out on our dinner and was possibly in the top 10 most full nights in my life. Did that make sense? I still enjoyed myself but wasn't able to drink many cold ones.

My buddy Greg told me that there were 3 owners who spent a total or 6 million to renovate the building and open the bar. It's like most buildings in Hollywood on the outside. It looks like trash on the inside. But damn they spent some Doe on the inside.

Kayla had a good time dancing and like I said I'm glad we went. However, I still prefer a bar with Beer, sports on several TVs, and hot wings, burgers, etc. So overall I rate the club very high but it's just not really my style. I'll gladly go again if you are buying the drinks. I'll go anytime

Randon Rambleness

Today is another day of kpLove. These days are always nice. Some better than others.

Black shirt man from across the street went nuts a few days ago. He was either really high or didn't take his medicine. I think he didn't take his medicine or didn't make enough cash to purchase the meds.

We saw dolphins hangin out very close to the shore yesterday at Santa Monica. There were two of them doing the things. Showing the backs and all.

I don't like June Gloom. It's always freakin cloudy and a Little bit chilly. However I spoke with my mother and she said it was 100 degrees in Texas and I'm not missin that at all. It's been in the 60's this week.

I registered with a casting company to be an "extra" or background actor. We shall see if I get a call or not. I think it would be pretty fun and exciting to see how movies and TV really work behind the scenes.

We went on a good hike the other day with The Moth Enlaw and Callie. Both were rather tired afterwards. Kayla and I were not. But it was still a good time.

Look at the picture above and check out how holly crappily hot my wife is. Daaaaaaaaayyng.

We drank bottomless red and white wine on Thursday night at an really neat restaurant below our apartments. With a nice young fellow playing the piano.

Damn I'm proud of the Rangers. I know there are still 102 mor 103 games left but at least they are making me think they are trying.

I paid $6 for a Miller Lite Thursday. I won't do it again. Stupid Lucky Strike.

You ever wonder why some people are so rude, nasty, or mean? I just don't get it. There are way to many of them out there. another thing that bothers me is people who are smart asses for no reason. Maybe only to make themselves feel good because they know deep down they are idiots.

I'm a teacher of love.

Oh So many Douche Bags. Douche's of Hollywood.

Douche seems to have over taken the word douche bag. It's just our lingo now. I want to know why so many dudes are douche bags. I discovered a new reason to drink beer. Go to a bar with the sole purpose of picking out douche bags and then analyze them. It's like when some females get together and watch the Miss America pageant or Miss Universe, etc. They love to talk about the ridiculous girls.

Douche's are everywhere. But if you want to know where they are way to overpopulated come to Hollywood. You can start right here at our apartments, Sunset & Vine, and go to town. I'm not saying I don't like it here. It's actually pretty incredible. This is an awesome experience Kayla and I are having together. You know what is awesome?? The amount of Douche Bags in this town. It may be worse than the Dallas $30,000 millionaires. Well, that may not be a good example. These Douche Bags do have money or there is no way they could afford to live here. Or could they? Are they extreme Douche's and have their parents pay the $2100 rent here? Either way, rich or not, the Douche thrives in this environment.

I don't have any pics right now but I really need to get some. It is certainly not hard to do . It would be cool to see a street rumble between the Douche's and the Homeless People.

There are some who believe there are female Douche Bag's. Also refereed to as the Douche Baguette. I'm not sure of my opinion on this. I think we should just stick to the other word for the chics.

Long Live the Douche. They will never go away. Just don't let them beat you down. It's not worth it.

I'm a wild Animal

Not really. I've noticed that as I've grown older I have calmed down. But I think I know what would get me back to the animal stage.

I blew out a pair or underwear the other day. I wold love to put it on this blog but I can't. Maybe someday.

Kayla sent me a text today and said her panties were on backwards today.

We finally heard the guy in the black shirt that sits across the street speak. He has a very kind and pleasant voice.

I shaved handle bars on my face a while back and it looked incredible.

Can't believe how huge out dog is now. 8.5 pounds.

Dayng...D Howard just dunked the crap out of the ball.

It's really amazing how f'ed up California is right now. The state is in such a huge deficit. Closing parks? Serious. They want to close 220 out of 279 parks in the state. Is it Arnold's fault? It has to be. Everyone blames Bush for the way things are in the U.S....So yes I blame Arnold for the awful awful state of this state.

I like the esurance cartoon chic that plays the tambourine.

I love my bike. but I'm always nervous when we ride down Sunset or Santa Monica. There are tons of bike riders but I'm always thinking about that one person that's not paying attention and runs me over.

It's weird to me that ESPN shows the spelling cometition.

The Labron and Kobe puppet commercials are pretty good. I love the way they made their noses look. Labron's is just a ball and Kobe has a long pointy nose. Funny to me. Funny to me indeed!

I think there are a lot of comedians that are not funny. They even have their own comedy central show but they never make me laugh. Actually there are only a few that make me laugh. So many are predictable and just not that funny.

I used to not like Hedo Turkey Glue but now I'm rooting for him and his team.

EARTHQUAKE!!I

Crap. We felt the earthquake last night. A 4.7. It was cuuuurrraaaazzyy. It felt like some one was under the bed kicking it. The TV starting dancing on it's own. It was so freaky. Neither of us knew what the heck was goin on. Spooky stuff.

I can't and don't want to imagine what a big one feels like and the damage that it brings. There were some broken windows over in Ingelwood. I don't even know what else to say except that it felt so damn weird.

The last time we lived in California there was a small quake but we didn't know until hearing people talk about it. But i didn't expect to feel it like this in Hollywood.

Fish and Chips

Hey. I made fish and chips last night and it was wonderful. I actually made a batter that tasted good. I'm so proud.

Our puppy is tired. We went on a walk. It was a pretty solid walk for her tiny legs. However she is a trooper and can just keep on goin.

The Rangers have now won 7 in a row. 4 1/2 games ahead of second place LA. This is not a jinx. It's just fun to watch them when they are descent.

I found this red wine that I really like called Bay bridge. It's a Clifornia Cabernet Sauvingon. Get this. A bottle cost less than 3 bucks. AND it was on sale the other day for $1.79. I like. That's all that matters.

I fianally figured out how to air up the tires on my bike. They have a really fruity valve.

I lost two punds and I'm really glad. I need to lose about 12 more.

I feel bad for the dogs at Runyan Canyon that don't have any water. I know they are thirsty. I also feel bad for the people who have lost their dogs. It's sad.

Hillary Duff is on tv from 4 years ago and she looks normal. She looks too skinny these days.

Lucie has realy straight whiskers.

I haven't seen black shirt man from across the street at all today. Odd.

Hollywood

Yes we now live in Hollywood. This place is nuts. It's exactly what I expected but it's still so different than anywhere we have ever lived before. We lived in the Valley months ago and it's kinda the same but not really. Did that make sense?

I think the difference is two things. Hollywood has way too many homeless people and way too many fake people. Or the $30,000 millionaires. The people who make regular money but want other people to think they make a ton of money. Ah the $30,000 millionaire cracks me up. They probably spend all their money on their apartment because nothing here is cheap. Seriously. Nothing. However, I think the $30,000 millionaire people are in every city. I know they are all over Dallas. There are a lot of kids living in those new downtown high rise apartments that don't need to be. But you know....whatever makes your boat stay above water.

We live right across the street from CNN. I guess it's where Larry King does his show. I passed the CBS building on the way back from dropping off Kayla. There a ton of shows filmed there. We passed the House Of Blue's Sunset yesterday. It looks neato. It reminds me a Joe's Crab Shack.

Here is a breakdown. Hollywood is cool, dirty, scary, rich, poor, regular, and our temporary home for a while. Can't wait for Kayla to get noticed. She will be the newest Rachael Ray type. I feel it.

Oh man. Cedar Sinai is freakin Massive. It would be sooo easy to get lost in there. It is ridiculously huge. But I'm so happy for my honey. This will look awesome on her resume. I gotta go.